sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
(Source: pacificasun, via hi)
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
For all my followers looking to do some sort of sacrifice
(Source: silverwitch, via wiseyoungravenclaw)
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Let’s get real here. You think that thousands of teenage boys are using the word “pussy” as slang for “pusillanimous?”
(Source: littlemixens, via eatmyshoe)
what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
My eyebrow fairy is doing a shitty ass job then, damn
I’ve recently gained some followers and I just wanted to say hi! In honor of that and my generally positive outlook on life recently, I have decided to do a mini giveaway!
Neat stuff you can win:
- Pink and silver sparkle nail polish
- "Carried Away" scented hand cream
- Two headbands (bronze plastic wreath style and softer cream polka dotted bow)
What you can do to win:
- You must be following me: http://bexblank.tumblr.com
- You may reblog or like this post to enter. You may reblog as many times as you wish
- You must be willing to give me a shipping address (I will pay for shipping)
- Your ask box must be open so I can inform you if you have won
A winner will be selected at random from the pool of entries on Friday, February 28th at 6PM.
Good luck and thanks for the follows! -Bex
I am pleased to announce the winner of my giveaway is we-gotta-take-to-the-sea ! Thank you for all of the follows and reblogs everyone!